About Chris

Dear “All,”

Suicide Hotline for Depressed Pigs is a Very Good Blog That Is Nice To Read commissioned by GOD HIMSELF (see Ep. 1: “Pilot”) and dedicated to the promotion of pig-suicide. If you’d like to read it, who’s stopping you? If, however, you want to illustrate some portion of the blog for us, if you’re facing a dire etiquette-related conundrum of some sort, OR if you’d just like to drop us some good, old-fashioned ad hominem attacks, please contact Julia The Pig post-haste at suicidehotlinefordepressedpigs@gmail.com.

Thanks for nothin’, chumps!

Love, Chris


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